email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

by Alex January 18, 2004

Emulator

A program that is ran off of a computer Which acts as a Video game system.You can download these for any system.You play roms on them which are also known as games.Emulators are not illeagal but the roms are.It says to keep them for 24hours then delete but its like napster nothing will happen.This is an excellent way to try out a new video game or to play through it

Visaul Boy Advance is an Emulator for Game Boy Advance

by Rocafella May 23, 2004

Emalie

An adorkable female with a unique personality

She's kinda weird.

No she's just an Emalie.

by -E28 March 28, 2017

emailarrhea

Mass emails sent or forwarded by one person to everyone in their address book conveying unimportant, erroneous and worthless information that no one cares about. Often the information is regarding meetings, conferences or "articles" that the recipient has no interest in and is then "encouraged" to forward to “interested” parties. Often ends up in the recycle bin.

example of emailarrhea

Dear Member:

Thank you so much for participating in the last meeting of the company oversight of the misuse of consumable waste! A lot of great discussion took place and our momentum is rolling! I have attached the notes from the last meeting. Our next meeting will be on the fourth Wednesday after the all-staff picnic. We are looking to expand our membership so please encourage other folks on your committees and lists to participate in this exciting opportunity! Please share and post!

by duncdog October 17, 2008

Emalee

The most epic person you could ever hope to meet. Not only is she a gamer, she is beautiful, honest, funny as hell, makes excellent stoner food and offers the best companionship. Hands down the best friend you could ever have! Badass She is definitely someone you want in your life for life. She's not afraid to speak her mind or stand up for what she believes in. You want her to have your back.

You: I have the best friend ever.

Me: You wish you had an Emalee, quit kidding yourself!

by smashattack September 19, 2013

email forwards

Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.

Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.

The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.

"I didn't send this on, now I'm dead"

by sylvie May 29, 2004

e-maul

A particularly nasty e-mail sent with the intention of berating, ridiculing, or otherwise demeaning the recipient - the white collar equivilent of being mauled

My boss is pissed about that missed deadline! He just sent an e-maul to my inbox.

by pacmahon August 14, 2009