Egon

An Egon is the pinnacle of perfection. Their is nothing bad about Egon everybody loves him. He also gets all the fucking bitches. Ohh, and he has a 20 inch long cock.

Yooo is that Egon? He is soooo cool. Is that his 20 inch penis hanging out of his pants?

by 69_DemonSlayer_69 November 9, 2020

Elon musk

A stupid a**hole dumbass person who wanted to take over Twitter and fires all of the innocent employees who worked for Twitter. He’s very greedy with money.

Tom: Have you heard of Elon Musk?
Me: Yeah, fuck that. I don’t care

by Jiahdlshdgiaxjzjf November 1, 2022

Elon's Musk

The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.

As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.

by Pinhole Pornhole September 12, 2018

eggonometry

The meaning of life

The eggonometry of the earth is why is flat

by heyzoos123 May 19, 2021

ElDonko

It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)

A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.

Unicorns are so out...I want an ElDonko.

by Rolando X January 18, 2009

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.

Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2022