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Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.
"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"
by azz19 February 8, 2018
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Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.
My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!
by BtB74 March 13, 2022
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Easter Bunny

A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
by Hunter Miller February 12, 2007
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Easter

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019
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Eastern Tech

A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !
Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.
by mommma August 4, 2008
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eacher

An internet contraction of the words "Each other" that can be treated as a noun for the purposes of confusing people.
"Dude, my sisters got into a fight with eacher and scratched their faces up."
"Who's eacher?"
by Kevvmiester January 6, 2009
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Easter Worshipper

When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.
Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.
by Wearewithhumanity April 27, 2019
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