dresser of hair

pimp

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

Dresser Vibe

Y’know. Kinda stationary and shit.

Alex: Fuckin dresser vibes, yadigg?

by reallycoolguy April 22, 2020

dresser buddy

A "dresser buddy" is a friend with benefits that is only interested in having sex on or against a dresser. It is a specific kink that is had.

"My dresser buddy is coming over today so she can be railed in her designated spot. Who am i to judge her kink when she gets as wild as she does."

by Cap'nTurbo December 31, 2021

dressercake

Residents of British decent. Insult of no meaningful relation, no context

I hate playing against all of these dressercake on playstation. They always have a slow connection

by IamThe1WhoKnocks July 11, 2022

drewster

The best man you could ever have in your life.

I'm so glad to have my Drewster in my life.

by Meister46290 February 13, 2023

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017