Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.
Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?
Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.
Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.
Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
by nomanbags April 1, 2010
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This promoter is tagging every known DJ on this flyer , his level of Douche Taggery rises with every event.
by Professional Kid September 6, 2013
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1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010
Get the douche o potamus mug.Douche bags with a PhD or Masters that work in higher education. These folks are typically found in a college town, as they very rarely venture out into the real world. Typically a product of white privilege these folks prefer their own kind. They usually keep a minority friend around to help claim social consciousness despite having never lived anywhere with real diversity. They can often be heard talking to each other about how great, better, and less racist they are compared to everyone else. Warning: never attempt to disagree with them, just accept that their time in a classroom makes them better than you.
Oh my god let's get out of here. I'm going to stab myself if I have to listen those edu-douche over there any longer. They have been talking about racism for over 15 minutes, and I haven't heard their black friend say a word.
by Big Angry Dwarf January 28, 2018
Get the edu-douche mug.An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.
A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.
by Mollena September 9, 2016
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by Telephony November 16, 2013
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2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.
The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.
Look at how well dressed I am.
Look at how handsome I am.
Look at my awesome body.
I'm so much better than everyone else.
I'm a deeper thinker than others.
I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.
All women want me.
Any girl would be fortunate to have me.
And I'm such a modest person.
2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.
The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.
Look at how well dressed I am.
Look at how handsome I am.
Look at my awesome body.
I'm so much better than everyone else.
I'm a deeper thinker than others.
I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.
All women want me.
Any girl would be fortunate to have me.
And I'm such a modest person.
Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!
by American English Teacher June 9, 2021
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