An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
by DrSmooth June 22, 2005
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The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."
by XtremeMiggie17 July 15, 2011
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A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.
this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag
by That's Him Officer June 30, 2010
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2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
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John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006
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by b0xxx November 26, 2010
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Get the douchebaggedness mug.The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.
"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009
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