douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

Douchery

The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.

Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.

by hamburger2 August 24, 2011

Ryan Docherty

Ryan Docherty is a small virgin his bed time is at 8:30 and he buys FIFA every year because he has nothing better to do because he is a sad cunt

Ryan Docherty is a lil bitch

by LilScoot123 October 24, 2019

Doucher

Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.

Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers

by Shnuck April 1, 2009

bitch ass hoe slut doucher

A complete bitch whose a whore and smells like shit and uses a douch bag very often.

boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....

by Meluuunie February 15, 2009

doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).

Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.

by Pariselle February 21, 2010

doucher

Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.

After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.

Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.

by Marcus Dee Williams March 5, 2011