Distractionship

A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.

After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend

by Anansi May 21, 2017

Distractivist

Distractivist : (n.) an activist with a savior complex who invents a false narrative to create a platform to put himself or herself into the spotlight in order to gain control or power and who has no desire at all to serve the people he or she claims to represent.

The people regretted voting a distractivist into office, for they later learned he only pretended to care about them in order to get elected.

by Callitwhatitis October 26, 2019

Distraction dance

Eating a burrito on the moon the act of eating a burrito on the moon.

While looking at someone distraction dance red killed you in comms and self reported

by Nononkno October 17, 2020

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

Distractivness

When somebody is attractive in the sense that they are able to distract you from accomplishing things that are truely important; such as work, and sleep.

The Distractivness between Mike and Brooke is so immense that neither of them can ever get any work done.

by M.C Caber July 24, 2008

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

Distraction

What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).

Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!

Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!

Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!

by I Totally Like Reading December 2, 2016