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Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021
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Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020
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Socialmedia Distancing

Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.
Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.
by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020
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Social Distancing

Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary
by comic sans April 13, 2020
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Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
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Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.
That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.
by schue Shiner February 24, 2011
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fire distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire
Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire
by Parmageddo May 30, 2018
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