Dickwed

A person beyond stupidity who has no right in the world. Another version of the words 'dickwad' and 'dickweed', however the origin of this word is from a totally non-dickwed. It is not horribly to be called a dickwed, however, may be deemed embarrassing. A dickwed will usually not have any sense in their mind, and will usually make the stupidest of stupid decisions at any time. To be a dickwed is a crime in life, and I would strongly advise you not to act in the way of a dickwed.

Oh my god, that chick is such a DICKWED!

When I ran to the top of the hill and fell backwards without realizing, I felt like such a DICKWED.

by iamamazing21 March 10, 2011

Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

Max is a dickweed

by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

dickweed salad

dickweed salad is a gay fucking nicname created by a gay 5 yr old.
it basicly is just a word to match pussypie

wow im mature

holy fuck im a dickweed salad

and then the world ended

by the gayest a birb can get February 8, 2017

Dickweed

The best kind of weed out there

“What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007

dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip

you are a big dickweed

by Kona2002 March 5, 2008

dicknerdge

a fucking idiot stupid

what an asshole
dude what a dicknerdge

by danniel November 3, 2006