Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G

Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.

by BrettGee March 12, 2020

Dickass

Adj: Term used for an especially rude, mean, or just generally unpleasant person.

Despite Tadashi and Kenny being good friends, Hiro thinks Kenny is a dickass and Tadashi could find better friends elsewhere.

by Astellaria August 30, 2020

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b and dickression

by DORER December 14, 2020

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

dickpressed

a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.

danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?

by uwu mxtthew February 1, 2019

dickass

Dickass: Penis-buttocks.

A term for someone one likes anal sex, used as an insult.

Your fuck is shit, dickass!

by Ravendust April 30, 2005