Dickwat

A dickwat is a combination between a dick and a twat creating the ultimate insult.

Omg Jess you are SUCH a dickwat

by Michaelfitzgerald February 20, 2018

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dickatry

the act of being a dick or an asshole.

Guy:So what do you think of george.
Guy: he seems cool for awhile utill his dickatry gets to me.

by george January 20, 2005

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dickdatic

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.

A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.

by B. Dang February 24, 2010

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dickbite

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.

He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.

by greg9255 March 7, 2016

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