Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

by Erik June 9, 2004

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defacated

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

by Randor August 12, 2005

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the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."

taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.

always remember: when in doubt, default-dude

jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!

cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!

by yekl January 3, 2010

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defaded

when you get faded and you start to lose your buzz.

"We should have brought a flask of booze in here, i'm startin to get defaded ya dig"

by B-lam February 6, 2008

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Default Dance

It's a cringey dance, which is preformed on an individual's dying body by the entity responsible for there demise.

Joey's "new 3DS xl galaxy: edition" snapped Joey's neck, stabbed him multiple times with a chopstick and then default danced over his dying body.

by The Man Who Ate Infinity October 13, 2020

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defrag

1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless on new, fast drives.

2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.

1. Dirko: My 486 is running like a bag of shit.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!

2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.

by Grant Hayes September 27, 2005

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Defaultation

The defaulting of a picture on facebook. Especially after a group of friends commenting on the picture demand it.

Victoria: "Dude Phil. The picture of you in a bra deserves defaultation!"
Phil: "Nah...everyone will think Im weird!"
Person 1: "Default!"
Person 2: "Yes! Default!"
person 3: "YES YES! DEFAULT!"
Phil: "Well fine... i guess it does deserve defaultation!"

by KayPea November 26, 2009

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