desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

by ironblueintention April 6, 2006

desperascorn

Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.

Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.

The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.

by arbisun June 11, 2008

deeperly

1. Difficult to understand.
2. Very intense, profound, or intriguing.
3. Number of people
4. used in a sexual connotation. To put the full length of one's member into another person.

1. That's too deeperly for me.
2. His art is deeperly.
3. We rode 4 deeperly.
4. Lorraine likes to throat deeperly. Lorraine likes it in her slit deeperly.

by locasaurus December 27, 2010

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

deeperisesso

a word substitute for the phrase you know this, used to describe or affirm the undoubted knowledge of something. knowing or believing

bruv, deeperisesso, i got money and i ain't talking bout pesos

woke up looking and feeling like a million dollars, deeperisessoyou know this

walked in to the room and mine was the flashiest, deeperisesso believe

by Osss January 17, 2018

demerdash

an arrogant asshole who has incredibly high standards for no fucking reason, he has a rather unnatural mathematics fetish. He should be treated. ASAP.

“Why didn’t you get 150% in your maths exam.” Demerdash said.

by dr jumain November 26, 2019