To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'
by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016
Get the Turbo mega cunt fucked mug.Australian slang, short for 'shut the fuck up you cunt'. More or less the same as any Australian slang with the word 'cunt' in it, it's meant to be used casually or by some dumbcunt to sound threatening.
Bazza: Stevo did you take my durries ya dumcunt?
Stevo: *on phone, doesn't give a shit*
Bazza: Oi mate I'm fuckin talkin to ya-
Stevo: FUCK UP CUNT! Git off ice, throw the first punch!
Stevo: *on phone, doesn't give a shit*
Bazza: Oi mate I'm fuckin talkin to ya-
Stevo: FUCK UP CUNT! Git off ice, throw the first punch!
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An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
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Get the lazy cunt mug.someone who has elevated themselves beyond being worthy of just being refered to as a regular cunt, to that of being worthy of earning an award, or medal, due to their extended concentration or consistency of cuntishness.
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Get the prize cunt mug.Noun - an offensive word used to decribe someone who is so utterly obnoxious no other word or phrase can accurately paint a mental picture of this person's personality...or lack of it.
A prime example of a cunt is my depressingly poisonous ex-wife:
Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown and Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my house and beat me up, gets taken home by police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.
And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")
Example of the usual phone conversation:
Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....
Me: "Fuck off Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)
(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown and Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my house and beat me up, gets taken home by police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.
And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")
Example of the usual phone conversation:
Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....
Me: "Fuck off Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)
(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
by Mr Nevergettingmarriedagain December 13, 2008
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