Cumbergasm

An orgasm caused by Benedict Cumberbatch

That photograph of Benedict gave me a cumbergasm

by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012

Cumbersome

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk

The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad

by Stracton August 13, 2008

toe curler

When you cum so hard that your toes curl.

"I came so hard in her mouth, that it gave me a toe curler."

by Keast12 January 15, 2016

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

cumbersnatched

When you pay big bucks to take your girl to a movie thinking that you will be rewarded later for the gesture only to have your girl moan, groan and let go of your gracious hand when she sees Benidict Cumberbitch come upon the silver screen.

Jay

" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "

Doug

" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "

by Cumbersnatched May 13, 2016

Cumberland high school

A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death

Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”

Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”

by Eshays2117 December 2, 2019