FunkDaBeat's definitions
A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.
One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.
Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.
Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?
by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
Get the Nurserymug. 1. A town in North Lanarkshire, Scotland near Glasgow and Motherwell. They are know for supporting Rangers.
2. A slang term for knifing someone.
2. A slang term for knifing someone.
by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
Get the Wishawmug. A misspelling of "babe", "baby", or "bay" or a "cool" way of saying "babe", "baby", or "bae". Most people who use bae think they are cool, when they aren't. It is similarly overused like the words nigger, gay, and retard.
Guy: Hey bae
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet
by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014
Get the Baemug. 1. An author on Urbandictionary.com. Known for making definitions for sex-related words.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
2. A pervert that lives in an urban area. Usually likes to go round looking up ladies' skirts.
1. Have you heard of Urban Pervert? His definitions on Urbandictionary.com are gross!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
2. Check out that urban pervert looking up peoples' skirts!
by FunkDaBeat October 2, 2014
Get the Urban Pervertmug. A small village in Scotland at Loch Lomond. Due to Balmaha being at Loch Lomond, it is popular with tourists and is not too far from Glasgow. There is a water bus at Balmaha that goes to Luss and Balloch. The village has an inn, a shop and a visitor centre for Loch Lomond & The Trossachs National Park. You can also rent a cottage here.
by FunkDaBeat September 27, 2014
Get the Balmahamug. A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.
Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014
Get the Fartmug. People that work for the site Urbandictonary.com. They are notorious for rejecting well-written definitions. Jeez what is wrong about writing about a Scottish village or an obscure video game?
Person 1: Look what I wrote about Balloch!
Person 2: That's well written.
Person 1: Ok, I'll submit it to Urbandictonary.com *submits definition*
Urbandictionary Editors: REJECTED
Person 1: NOOOOOO!!! What did I do wrong?!
Person 2: That's well written.
Person 1: Ok, I'll submit it to Urbandictonary.com *submits definition*
Urbandictionary Editors: REJECTED
Person 1: NOOOOOO!!! What did I do wrong?!
by FunkDaBeat September 23, 2014
Get the Urbandictionary editorsmug.