Definitions by FunkDaBeat
Cringefag
A person who is not only extremely cringeworthy, but is also obnoxious and immature. Anyone of any age can be a cringefag. Avoid them at all costs.
Person 1: LOL! I'M GAY! ENGLAND IS MY CITY! DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?!
Person 2: Can you not be an absolute cringefag...
Person 2: Can you not be an absolute cringefag...
Cringefag by FunkDaBeat June 9, 2018
Outfart
Verb: to outfart - when you are having a fart off with your friend, and you do a fart much louder than your friend's fart.
Noun: an outfart - a fart that spreads rather quickly, so it is going "out".
Noun: an outfart - a fart that spreads rather quickly, so it is going "out".
Outfart by FunkDaBeat April 12, 2016
My girlfriend has a nice aß.
Aß by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
Scotistan
A Scotistan is an area in Scotland where a lot of people living there are Muslims. The name literally means "Land of the Scots". The demonym for people living in a Scotistan is "Scotistani" or "Scoti".
Scotistan by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
Turkmen delight
Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.
Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
Turkmen delight by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
Bae
A misspelling of "babe", "baby", or "bay" or a "cool" way of saying "babe", "baby", or "bae". Most people who use bae think they are cool, when they aren't. It is similarly overused like the words nigger, gay, and retard.
Guy: Hey bae
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet
Bae by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014
Cumberland sausage
1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.
2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?
2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
Cumberland sausage by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014