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A misspelling of "babe", "baby", or "bay" or a "cool" way of saying "babe", "baby", or "bae". Most people who use bae think they are cool, when they aren't. It is similarly overused like the words nigger, gay, and retard.
Guy: Hey bae
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet
Gal: You don't need to keep using the word "bae". Unless you have speech problems maybe?
Guy: Aww bae you broke my heart
Gal: GTFO this planet
by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014
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by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
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Person 1: LOL! I'M GAY! ENGLAND IS MY CITY! DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?!
Person 2: Can you not be an absolute cringefag...
Person 2: Can you not be an absolute cringefag...
by FunkDaBeat June 9, 2018
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The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.
The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.
by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
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by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
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Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014
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Most villages have a church, a school or nursery, and a shop. If the village does not have at least one of these features, it would usually be classed as a hamlet.
A lot of villages are rural or semi-rural. However, some villages may be directly joined onto a town or city, thus classing it as a suburb.
Most villages have a church, a school or nursery, and a shop. If the village does not have at least one of these features, it would usually be classed as a hamlet.
A lot of villages are rural or semi-rural. However, some villages may be directly joined onto a town or city, thus classing it as a suburb.
Luss is a small village in Argyll and Bute, Scotland. It has a church, a small primary school, and a couple of restaurants and shops.
by FunkDaBeat September 27, 2014
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