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A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
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by FunkDaBeat September 23, 2014
Get the Urbandictionary editors mug.A settlement with a population usually between 200 and 3500. Villages are usually larger than hamlets but smaller than towns. However Ecclesfield in England is an exception, which has a population of 33,000 (a population that could pass for a town).
Most villages have a church, a school or nursery, and a shop. If the village does not have at least one of these features, it would usually be classed as a hamlet.
A lot of villages are rural or semi-rural. However, some villages may be directly joined onto a town or city, thus classing it as a suburb.
Most villages have a church, a school or nursery, and a shop. If the village does not have at least one of these features, it would usually be classed as a hamlet.
A lot of villages are rural or semi-rural. However, some villages may be directly joined onto a town or city, thus classing it as a suburb.
Luss is a small village in Argyll and Bute, Scotland. It has a church, a small primary school, and a couple of restaurants and shops.
by FunkDaBeat September 27, 2014
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One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.
Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.
Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.
My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?
by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014
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The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.
The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.
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