1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland
, now part of Cumbria
. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage
, which is popular in Cumbernauld
. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage
2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner
, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?
2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.