Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

by wrightr333 April 29, 2009

Crate'd

The act of receiving/giving a gift listed on Uncrate.com

Corey: Happy Birthday, Kyle, I got you this concept car and neat carbon fiber survival knife.
Kyle: Did I just get crate'd?
Corey: You bet your ass you did.

by Haterz_GonnaHate November 28, 2011

Cuatemoc

A very complicated person may very much over think things; childish at first but then gets better; likes everyone, makes fun of person that may be into to; always like going expensive; thinks women should be spoiled and deserve everything in the world, relationships may be hard at first but will be amazing after a while amazing personality and worth keeping

Cuatemoc is an amazing person we need more like him

by The Wonder November 22, 2018

curyte

Someone that loves learning and identifies with curiosity as a fundamental value. This individual seeks to be proven wrong and consistently tests their hypotheses in socratic discussion. They hold truth in such high regard that they work hard to avoid other human motives or rationalization that might compromise their ability to grow and learn. They learn, at least in part, for the sake of learning.

Maria Montessori believed in providing an environment for children to become curytes. She wrote prolifically about the pedagogy that would allow children to engage with education viscerally and profoundly by being given the tools to do so in a structured way.

by mindinmatter January 19, 2022

love crater

(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).

Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...

by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012

the crate challenge

a challenge that only dumbasses do and people who don’t care if they break their leg

On my way to the hood to climb some crates. the crate challenge.

by extorics August 24, 2021

Coco Crater

When you sprinkle and snort cocaine out of a girls ass.

“Dude what the fuck happened to all the blow?”
“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”

by Johnny Legend November 25, 2021