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A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.
The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.

"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"

The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets

"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."
crunchy by Blondie:) October 11, 2006
Something that makes you feel warm inside or is a klisha scene.
A girl said, "the scene where they were talking right infront of the fire was really crunchy."
Crunchy by Shuligan October 2, 2005
Hey.. rolled that blount up.. don't put no crunchy on top
Crunchy by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009
To be mad, sad, or another word for saudy.
That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.
crunchy by The Crunch Muffin February 22, 2011
man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.
crunchy by tartycar February 7, 2009
"Means dont get f**ked up"
(J fizzle) "Ey mane you need to shut da hell up cuz"

(Kenny G) "Mane if you dont shut dat sh!t up. Dont get "crunchy" up in dis thang cause dis aint wut'cha want cuz"
Crunchy by Krazy J-Kingpin March 3, 2004