tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

Crowd-Stepping

V; A form of crowd surfing, except instead of being passed around by the audience on your back, you try to walk around above the crowd, stepping either on peoples heads, shoulders, or on out-stretched hands from fellow moshers. As a bonus, you can try to walk right up to the stage, step over the security, get on stage, run to a different section, and Crowd Step all the way back to where you were. Very difficult, yet SERIOUSLY FUN. Practice makes perfect.

"I am going to go Crowd-Stepping at the SkitSystem concert."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008

crowdflower

To perform a tedious task for little pay only to have your work taken without compensation.

I was crowdflowered by my grandma for raking her yard!

by praetorfenix November 15, 2013

Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.

Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.

by armageddon ham September 29, 2020

Crowbos

An endearing term for crows that display characteristics similar to hobos (i.e. traveling workers always on the move) - akin to Hobo Spiders.

Those birds were picking up plastic by the railroad tracks - they must be Crowbos!

by CrowsOfAFeather December 29, 2022

ate the crow

Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".

Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.

by hustlecoke August 31, 2012

crowded house

1. Awesome band from New Zealand. The driving force in the band was Neil Finn with some support from his elder brother Tim Finn. The band earned a lot of RESPECT!! from fans all over the world and colleagues in the music business. The band broke up in 1996, but Neil and Tim are still in business with several solo projects and musical collaberation

Don't dream it's over when listening to Weather with you in your Private universe

by Ronny Rotten May 5, 2005