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Jane Crow 

Jane Crow — The outrageous notion that in half of the states of these United (?) States, a woman doesn’t have sovereignty over her female human body by law. In some states bounties are offered for information on women, doctors, and the loved ones who would aid and abet them in providing, soliciting, or seeking reproductive care culminating in an abortion.
Jane Crow is the new Jim Crow; and, Jim Crow is a resurrected vampire that needs a Van Helsing.
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crow tit 

a cute little korean bird that looks like a ball of fluff
(you’re probably here because of bts)
guy 1:hey i saw a crow tit yesterday

guy 2:cool
crow tit by seal sea January 29, 2019

crowdience 

a combination of 'crowd' and 'audience', said mostly when completely fucked
The crowdience laughed as the drunk man fumbled with the intricacies of the English language
crowdience by don't drop the soup December 13, 2018

Creepy Crow

A creepy guy that makes women uncomfortable in pubs and bars.
Scott: Have you seen Andrew is hanging round outside the girls toilets again!
Steve: Why doesn't Andrew leave that poor girl alone?
Scott: Andrew is such a Creepy Crow.
Creepy Crow by It's Deezer April 20, 2019

Crow tit 

Like the other definition it is a small puffy bird, but considering you are probably from BTS, the Korean meaning may be a little bit more helpful. The term was used in a famous Korean proverb referring to someone who is trying to be someone they aren't just to fit in. Eventually that meaning became more well known. A beautiful meaning to fit in a beautiful song.
Together, J-Hope, Jungkook: Hey crow-tits everyone hands up

Army: What a beautiful message.

Random uncultured person: What the hell!? What's so meaningful about Crow tit!?

Another Scenario:

Kid: look at the Crow tit! its sooo cute.
Crow tit by ImJuNgShOoK <3 November 23, 2020

crow smart 

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.
Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.
crow smart by themainmop January 17, 2014