Dirty Croft

The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!

Yo dude, you hear that guy did a dirty croft last night?

by BigGayCroftMonster August 4, 2021

Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 18, 2010