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The Croats, a Slavic nation.
Croats or Hrvati.
Croats by Drazen April 25, 2004

croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
croats disease by bjeng July 12, 2018

CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...
CROATS DISEASE by bjeng July 12, 2018

porking croats 

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.
porking croats by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

Croatian Sensation 

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.
Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation
Croatian Sensation by Joemannn April 30, 2016
Croatan. Croatian Explorers who landed on the Coast of North Carolina near Ocracoke, Cape Hatteras and other nearby areas. They interelated with the local Native and African people. Multi Cultural name. Croatan (Croatian.)
Croatians are here from Croatia! They are known as the Croatan People.
Croatan by Jacrispym1 August 3, 2022
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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