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Park Crawl

A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day
Monty: "Hey 3 skin what do you reckon about a park crawl this weekend?"
by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014
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café crawl

Going from one café to the next within a city or town
We went café crawling in Brooklyn.

"...café crawl through Amsterdam..."
by Blahblahbinny November 2, 2015
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Dick crawl

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.
"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"
by natastrophie March 15, 2017
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Aloha Crawl

Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.
Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.
by SeeCrush October 10, 2019
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if they can crawl they can brawl

If they can crawl they can brawl is like a metaphor for baby hunger games meaning if their able to crawl and move around their able to fight
Person 1: Abortion is bad you should give them a chance to live🥺
Person 2: Your right! They should be put up to a baby hunger games
Person 1: NO THEIR BABIES!
Person 2: If they can crawl they can brawl
by Hentai Protagonist January 30, 2021
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Village Crawl

Similar to a pub crawl, but taking place entirely within Old Hickory Village in Old Hickory, Tennessee. Since there are no pubs or other similar establishments in Old Hickory, participants travel from home to home, porch to porch, yard to yard...and consume copious amounts of excellent beer from kegs transported with the group.

This annual event takes place on or around Saint Patrick's Day; it includes commemorative t-shirts and specialty beer, often an IPA or other disctinctive style.
1. Crazy Uncle Johnny and Weird Uncle Travis invited Uncle Tater to the Village Crawl, but he will miss out on all the fun because he will be out of town.

2. I refuse to go downtown for Saint Patrick's Day, too many drunk drivers...I think I'll go to the Village Crawl and then stumble home on foot.
by Mister Webster March 11, 2008
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barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
by triberocker July 3, 2009
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