Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.

Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."

by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010

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cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.

You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.

by betchitmoth June 21, 2011

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cranial dirrahea

When you cannot stop your brain from the constant churning and random thoughts that keep you up at night; a lack of focus and/or concentration; restlessness

I cannot relax tonight..my brain won't shut off - I have cranial dirrahea!!

by Divamom July 21, 2010

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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

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Cranial Cavity

The space inside ones skull where most peoples brain resides. Situated behind the eyeballs and between the ears. Unfortunately some people have an empty void here.

Being politically correct: His Cranial Cavity was so far up his Anal Orifice that he could not see straight.
Straight forward: His head was up his ass.

by Havilah_Springs March 8, 2017

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