Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

took a craft

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.

Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.

by Caylowe February 23, 2011

Chaos Craft

Chaos Craft is a minecraft realm created by IcedChaos2 , idea was by Jawz Editz! It used to be a normal Minecraft Realm but a dog named Bread became president and ruined it, then everything went downhill! Soon, it lead to chaos, and that lead to more chaos. Now there are several seasons of Chaos Craft :)

-“Hey, can I please have a tour of Chaos Craft?”

-“Sure but be aware there’s giant dicks everywhere”

by Haha69isafunnynumber July 19, 2021

Hardcore crafting

When arts and crafts leaves you with fins for hands. You have glitter in places you wish you didn't know could get glitter in and scissors have been used so much they are dull.

Person 1: I'm going hardcore crafting
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like fight club with out the dying.
Person 2:You broke rule #1 and #2 of fight club!

by stickydubby January 16, 2015

crackhead crafting

When one finds that the act of “crafting” or making something takes place at odd hours of the night.

“Megan said that she was sewing more bags at 2am, she was crackhead crafting again.”

by Sexy Mama Potato November 15, 2019

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.

"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.

by FuckyFuckFucker September 19, 2016

bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft

alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010