coitus

Sex. The physical act of love.

Maude: "Do you like it?"
Dude: "I was talking about my rug"
Maude: "You're not interested in sex?"
Dude: "You mean coitus?"

by SaneSoul December 28, 2005

Coatus Interruptus

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."

by Disco duck March 18, 2014

COTUS

Acronym for Center of the Universe Syndrome.

On a crowded sidewalk, she just stopped dead in her tracks, with no thought for anyone around or behind her, to answer her cell phone. What a COTUS!

He spent 15 minutes at the drive thru window, just chatting away, not the least bit concerned with those of us who only have an hour for lunch. He's suffering from a serious COTUS.

by tribblemaker January 28, 2013

Coitus ditch

A big fucking hole.

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.

by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022

pulmonary contusion

A pulmonary contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (hypoxia).

Pulmonary contusion should be assessed in primary survey of trauma patient.

by Guddi July 24, 2016

To pull a Cattus

Accidentally killing your ghostly mentor.

"Wait, is he going to pull a Cattus?"

by Oriyirah March 13, 2022

explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.

If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)

by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023