Cooksac

Refers to any scrotum when a cadre of tiny chefs makes their way in and stuff coconuts with dynamite. The cadre of tiny chefs will then proceed to smash the coconuts with a mallet on a table in the scrotum and produce an explosion of massive proportions (relative to the size of the chef) destroying both the chef, and inevitably the scrotum. A Cooksac is a scrotum in the time period the tiny chefs enter the scrotum, to the second the scrotum explodes

The young boy is depressed as he knows his seemingly healthy Cooksac will soon blow into smithereens

by Billy Barty December 15, 2007

Cookssourced

To reprint or reproduce, with attribution and while adding mistakes, a copyrighted work. If confronted by the owner of the creative work, it is customary to demand payment from them for the added errors.

I know. It's already been Cookssourced. In a New Yorker cartoon. I have to pay them $10 because they spelled my name wrong.

by indignantwriter November 5, 2010

coltsmiddlefinger

a tiktoker that posts mostly aot and manga/anime related stuff and everyone’s fav mutual, literally

what do i put here
ill just put ur user coltsmiddlefinger so i can post this cry

by stangabi April 29, 2021

Coolsjes

The kid who is supposed to be in 7th grade, but is doing pre-calculus and makes you feel like a complete idiot. He is always blurting out random facts and proving that you are wrong. Says "accurate" way too much.

Ethan- "That guy makes me feel like an idiot"
Lucy- "he must be a Coolsjes"

by biuqwgeyqgvedkhjw March 30, 2022

Coolspace

Myspace, because it's not cool.

"Did you delete your Coolspace yet?"
"It won't let me! I don't have access to the email account I used to set this crap up 4 years ago!"
"Damn Tom and damn Coolspace!"

by adri0801 August 27, 2009

kc cookson

To jizz while you have blue balls. Especially when living with other people in the same room and telling them you had blue balls and now you dont.

I Kc Cookson onto his buttocks!

by sasadfasdfasdfasdfasd June 5, 2011

shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

by H9834 September 15, 2008