concertina

a small musical instrument, typically polygonal in form, played by stretching and squeezing between the hands, to work a central bellows that blows air over reeds, each note being sounded by a button.

I play the concertina.

by Jayneeeee December 8, 2013

Concert Depression

A state of being the day after you go to an amazing concert.
This day is typically spent in bed wearing the merch you bought at the concert, listening to the songs again.

I called Joshua earlier, he has a bad case of Concert Depression after seeing Twenty One Pilots.

by Brendon Uries February 26, 2017

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

ghetto conference call

Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.

Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...

by enemyoffreedom June 25, 2010

Sean Connery

1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.

1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"

"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."

2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"

Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"

by The Man Down the Way August 13, 2011

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

Going to a Juice WRLD Concert

Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.

"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"

by getschnapped August 5, 2020