constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.

Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."

by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010

special constable

A Special Constable is a volunteer member of the public who when on duty wears a police uniform and has full police powers of arrest, etc. In 2003 there were approximately 11,000 "Specials" serving with police forces in England and Wales.

Three police officers were deployed to the incident; two regular officers and one Special Constable.

by PoliceSpecials.com November 29, 2004

Constacrack

Where the human butt crack is always showing, even when said person is standing up straight.

Did you see Alice the other day? Man she had a bad case of constacrack.

by Albatoss February 18, 2011

Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.

Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)

by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010

Roth's natural constant

Roth's natural constant by M. Roth (*2003) is defined as b=0 as an assumption for every too complicated mathematical equation with parameter determination.

Find the coordinates of P (a+1|1-2a|2a) which has the distance d=3 from the plane A: 4x-4y-2z=2.

Answer: a=b=0 because you have no idea what belongs in there so you use Roth's natural constant for a.

by fml_whatidohere January 10, 2022

Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.

I love Constantin.

by helena September 12, 2003

Costasian

A group of people of Asian decent that shop at Costco, walking slowly and hovering over a shopping cart. These folks run to the sample tables, and push through the crowd for a bite. They are typically agressive. Often they lie down on the display patio furniture when they need to rest.

Damnit! I was trying to get a bbq pork meatball sample but the costasians beat me to it.

by Miss Catalina April 20, 2009