bi-confused

One who is straight but has an unexplainable slight attraction to members of the same sex.

"I don't really like girls, I'm just bi confused" Jen remarked while on the phone weith Justin.

by MischiefMaker January 16, 2004

confusled

A combination of confused and puzzled. Spelled "Confusled" bur pronounced "Confuzzled"

I am very confusled

by Logannnnnnnnnnnnn December 11, 2013

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.

A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer

by BooYouFuckinWhore May 12, 2011

Confussled

More than confused

I’m so confussled

by Sissy’s sissy January 12, 2018

College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion

"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"

by mosa mose August 22, 2011

Weather confused whore

A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.

Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore

by Kimbo17 June 24, 2012