Hufflepuff Common Room

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.

Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012

Coconut Explosion

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.

After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.

by Dr. Monster March 8, 2011

CommonLit

Actually hell

I rather read the damn book than commonlit

by wheresmyevangeline December 10, 2018

Double coconut

when a black man ejaculates inside you twice

Bobby gave Emily a double coconut and now she is pregnant

by frick knows March 3, 2015

Wandsworth common

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out

Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem

by Flswllckclawl October 2, 2019

coconutb

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain

" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"

by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010