Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

Commuter Cooter

Some suburban stay at home wife pussy

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves

by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Looter commuter

Someone who comes from an outside area, to where a protest is happening, so they can loot.

Where did dave get all that stuff? Did he get his job back after covid took it?

No, he is a looter commuter now.

by Nomas Tortuga May 31, 2020

Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.

Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023