Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.

Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.

by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009

cockmongler

A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.

Derek is a huge, flaming cockmongler.

by Jimmie June 18, 2006

CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

cockbangle

A bangle of cocks.
Basicly a huge tangle of cocks
Even more basicly your pretty much fucked by a ball of cocks chasing you

"Fuck, that cockbangle is headed our way"

by peter alabaster October 9, 2007