Cocklace

A necklace fashioned solely out of cocks. A person who acts like you would imagine said necklace fashioned solely of cocks might act.

Jay Mariotti is a total cocklace. I bet he wears one to bed every night.

by Harrison Greeley III September 14, 2010

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

cockjangler

A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.

Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.

by T-mac McGangles May 11, 2008

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

cockfan

To rapidly twirl your flaccid penis in front of another gentleman in a fan-like motion.

Husstopher: i totally need a cockfan, is Mason around?

by Arty Benjamin August 18, 2009

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

cockrangler

One who rangles a cock

Shut up cockrangler

by seski October 5, 2003