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Cockteaser

An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat
Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look
by Dominant December 31, 2013
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Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.
Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.
by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010
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cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.
Ryan is such a cockblaster.
by Brian October 16, 2003
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cockweasel

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.
If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.
by whitepapagold February 28, 2011
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cacabeans

A term used to express woe or derision.
Cacabeans! I just ran over my dog.
by p00pd00d June 10, 2003
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emotional cocktease

(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
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Cockband

Verb-The act of playing rockband with ones penis
I was cockbanding last night for 2 hours
by L j cooney February 18, 2011
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