Charizard

Final evolution of the first gen starter Pokémon Charmander. Statistically the worst starter of that gen, but is somehow one of the most popular Pokémon in existence. I mean this bitch boy can't even learn fly and he got wings. He's fire-flying type, making him quad-weak to rock, as well as being weak to water and electric. He's worse than Typhlosion, gen 2's fire starter, who despite his cool name is not the best. And he got TWO mega evolutions in X and Y. Nintendo trynna get that merchant sold not giving a shit about stats. Even in the anime, the use of bullshittery is evident when Ash's Charizard bests Gary's Blastoise, even though this would be pretty much impossible in the games. He is kind of like Pikachu and Meowth, the series' other mascots, except people don't big them up to be good in-game. And come on, we all know that bulbasaur is the real MVP of gen 1.

Virgin: I love Charizard, he's so cool and powerful!
Any other person: Fuck off dude, he could get beaten by a Sceptile.

by guru_of_gay June 29, 2018

charzard

when someone post deceiving pictures of themselves to make themselves look better, but in reality they're gross.

Leslie is such a charzard, she isn't that skinny in real life.

by muscle mel June 12, 2011

Charizard

Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.

:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO

lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.

by Urban Dictionary December 30, 2008

Charizarding

When you light a girls pubes on fire then nut on it to put it out while flapping your arms and screaming “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

“How was the charizarding last night?”
“I loved it!”

by Syekahdi March 13, 2020

Charizard

Monster Shit. Explosive Diarrhea to the maximum Level.

Guy 1: "I took a Charizard after eating that burrito from that one place."

by Darknetus July 2, 2011

Charziard

You know that pokemon ash fucked... Right? I think I saw an episode like that or was it porn, Hmmm.

You're so hot "groan" Your insides are even hotter. Oh god I think I just. I love you Charziard, Ash says

by LagIsReal July 3, 2014

horny charizard

Lighting ones self on fire moments before submerging yourself in water.

We were hanging out on Nick's yacht when Eric performed the horny Charizard

by Mr 735 February 2, 2018