Cellphone

Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love

You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

by Holographicxflower May 5, 2016

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

Cellphobia

Cellphobia: The Moment you think you lost your Cellphone ... but ya didn’t

I Lost my cell I can’t find it I just had it , I think you have Cellphobia ? Your phone is in your hand ...

by Srfaloha August 19, 2019

caliphony

From out of state, pretending to be Californian.

Look at all this hillbilly crowding up the beach! What a Caliphony!

by Azeddinem October 15, 2014

Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.

Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll

by cupgrease January 28, 2009