University of calabar

A school that will stress your life mentally. A school that will drain your bank account totally. Unical is also known as stress

A place for suffering is university of calabar

by Etuk March 1, 2021

Calabasas High School

Probably the WORST place to end up at for high school. The school itself is located in a rich neighborhood, so what it does with all the money it brings in? NO IDEA. But it isn't spent on anything useful. The faculty there are more concerned about STAR testing results than anything else, and so they make sure to actually be there for the month of May. The school has the California Distinguished School Award, whatever the fuck that is? All the teachers care about is how the school looks to the state. Other than that, the students get to sit around and act like the fake people they are. This does apply to everyone at the school. The guys are either "jocks" (But CHS doesn't have any actual jocks because the school sucks at every sport alive, so just cocky kids who think they can do anything athletically)"ganstas" (Right, like you can be a G living in Calabasas, they are the worst) or "indie" (Kids who THINK there above Calabasas and try to act like city kids, while this just shows everyone how fake they are) The girls are all hoes, even if they try to hide it. They just want an excuse to take their shirts off. So they go to their little parties, get wasted and jump on the closest guy. At least most of the girls will admit to being Calabasas, so there not as fake. These girls are mostly Jewish princesses who wear expensive clothes and drive around with their friends in nice cars and all think they're "indie photographers." FYI: Just because you can afford nice stuff doesnt mean your any good at it. Walking onto Calabasas High, be prepared for students everywhere to tell you that they have a Nikon and their a photographer, or that they have Adobe Programs and their an editor. Both the girls and guys think there so hot, which is the main reason all Calabasas parties suck. The girls think their better than the guys, and the guys dont care what the girls think about them. So little actually goes down at the school, everyone obsesses over the little things. And word travels beyond faster at that school, because everyone needs their moment in the spotlight. Its a ridiculous school that would probably kill anyone not from Calabasas. It's just a stuck up rich public school filled with egotistical fake kids.

What are you doing tonight?
-Driving down to Encino, I am not going to another stupid Calabasas party.

What is up with that girl?
-Oh, she's just from Calabasas High School.

God those kids think their so "indie" but there just annoying as fuck, who are they?
-Eh, just some Calabasas High School kids who had the money to pay for Coachella tickets and not know any of the bands.

by FanBoy135 June 20, 2009

Calamari

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.

"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."

by CockFlapJohnson September 5, 2013

Calabar High School

A school filled with gentlemen who are athletic,loyal,full a vibes and very intellectual(some may not be the most attractive).The cbar men are loved by all town schools especially Merl Grove and Queens.They can always be found at Halfway-Tree with their girl(only 1).If ur not dating a cbar man yah bat🦇🦇.

By Shane.

If uh nuh gah calabar high school yuh flop.

by Shane_.don⚫️🟢 January 3, 2023

busaba calamari

Having created a winning formula, restaurateur Alan Yau has had little reason to tamper with Busaba's shared tables and bench seating, or the oriental mystique created by clever design, dark wood, incense and low lighting. The dishes are consistently interesting, as you might expect of a menu initially created by chef David Thompson of Nahm, though the menu does evolve and changes regularly. Current dishes worth seeking out are the rice served with a generous amount of crab meat, or the delicately textured tofu, lightly fried then served with a spicy yellow bean sauce. Salads, such as the pomelo with water chestnut and chilli, are a strong point; so are the hot drinks (lemongrass and honey). Occasionally the noodle dishes can disappoint: our vegetarian pad thai had flaccid noodles, and had a gloopy sauce coating the baby sweetcorn and shiitake mushrooms. But the disappointments are easily outnumbered by the hits at this popular joint, and the dishes are never dull in either flavour or ingredients.

Phoenix Equity Partners have recently invested in Yau's Busaba Eathai Holdings Limited, signalling a new era for this popular chain as plans for expansion go underway. 20-30 new branches across the UK will be rolled out over the next five years.

Lemongrass, chilli prawns, busaba calamari

by Time Out Eating August 2, 2008

Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

by the shrimping king August 11, 2006

calcasaurus

A derogatory term used to describe the act of adding up or calculating how many strokes a player accumulates when scoring a double bogey in disc golf.

Dude, you hit so many trees on that hole you better calcasaurus.

by ckjamski December 6, 2010