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CPR

A song by Cupcakke or an emergency procedure that can help save a person's life if their breathing or heart stops. When a person's heart stops beating, they are in cardiac arrest. During cardiac arrest, the heart cannot pump blood to the rest of the body, including the brain and lungs.
Guy 1: Hey man I just watched someone preform CPR on my mum!!! It was really scary.

Guy 2: Isn't that a song?
by maceymeow January 15, 2022
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CPR

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum
by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018
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CPR

CPR is legit just sex
"I save dick by giving it CPR"
"lol"
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CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.
Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.
by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019
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MY CPR

by DLaCPR May 1, 2025
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GC CPR

The act of spamming a dead group chat in hopes of revival
"Bro, the GC CPR isn't working"
"Nah, I just gotta find a good meme"
by Swedish Ointment September 23, 2023
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CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.
bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!
by pseud0nym12470 April 22, 2023
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