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Comment Crasher

A person who barges into a chain of comments and pretends they were apart of the whole conversation. This person usually adds something completely irrelevant or annoying.
Jane: Hey you want to see a movie friday?
Jill: Sure, what movie?
Jane: I dont know. How about District 9?
Jill: Sure. I heard it was good.
Douche: District 9 sucks. GI Joe was better.
Jane: Go away Douche. You comment crasher.
by Studwalker August 21, 2009
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offhanded comment

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008
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Comment Bait

Posting a status update on a social networking site that's specific to a certain person in hopes of enticing them to interact with you by leaving a comment. See also: Obsessive, Needy, Pathetic
Public knowledge: I love Elvis, donuts and extreme heat.

Comment Bait Ex. 1
Facebook Creeper's Status: "Who wants to join me for the TCM Elvis Movie Marathon this weekend?! :)" (Has only ever heard of 2 Elvis movies in his life.)

Comment Bait Ex. 2
Twitter Creeper's Status: "I've got a whole box of donuts all to myself - Yum! But I might be willing to share... ;)" (Doesn't even like donuts.)

Comment Bait Ex. 3
Myspace Creeper's Status: "It's 102 degrees out!! Let's go to the beach! :D" (Actually kind of hopes I won't comment on this one because he'd rather stab himself in the eye with a spork than go out in this sweltering heat.)
by Danie Sue November 30, 2011
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The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
by haribobo January 31, 2012
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comment awards

hello people from youtube whomst'dve were as bored as i am
wow, you watch comment awards too?

yes. i too am not ever seen bobs
by Private_obvious November 13, 2017
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Washington Commanders

The lame new name for the Washington Football Team formerly known as the Washington Redskins
The Washington Commanders are result of pansy ass woke liberal pussies who get offended by everything. Don't be surprised if the KC Chiefs end up having to change their mascot too
by a frustrated sports fan February 6, 2022
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Comment Awards

Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.
Carl* makes funny meme

Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018
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