Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.

Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.

by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018

cossack slut

A strumpet/hussy/tease of eastern European decent that is approximately 5-12 years behind current fashion trends

"Look at the acid washed jeans and feathered hair style on that Cossack Slut"

by Rip Roarin' September 2, 2003

Crossan

sum wanka hus french an has a family of crossans

Stuart crossan lives in hillingdon and goes to haydon skool he suk dik

by Ghetto Ab December 7, 2004

chosalin

A Mexican girl who likes to eat tacos and wear a sombrero. She's always happy and makes dirty inside jokes.

Chosalin went to Taco Bell.

by I_like_poop12 February 12, 2015

crossaint

Carl Wheezers best line since when u didnt born yet

Are you gonna finish that Crossaint?

by Pooyo Pooyo November 11, 2017

chassahn

People who continue to think about others but are not afraid to say what he thinks. He loves his friends and family and is very understanding. He also could be a freak in the sheets but gentle

Omg, he acts just like a chassahn.

by Perfectionist. November 11, 2018

Chossology

The scientific study of the behavioural patterns of choss

Boy 1: Bro Austin got another formal date!
Boy 2: Bro, he’s the master of chossology

by thehermit August 9, 2021