C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

c+r music factory

A good group coming out with a double album, techno on one cd and rock on the other. Buy it. Because it is very good. And you will like it. I promise. Conrad and Ryan Music Factory, bitch. Like it, or get thrown out of the car window. Okay? It's bitchin, not a P.O.S.

Subject 1: You here that new stuff by C+R Music Factory?
Subject 2: Yes, indeed I have, and it is bitchin'

by The R-Tist R June 20, 2004

C.R.A.F.T.

Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.

by EStieB May 31, 2006

C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

C.R.U.

C.R.U. stands for Cinematic Reality Universe. Used to refer to the every day life of you and your group of friends/council, as if every individual person had a TV show about them. (think Truman Show) When you and a friend meet up, its a special guest appearance. Every 24 hours would be considered an episode unless a special event occurs.

Usually their are other friend groups, and when two groups collide, that is considered a crossover episode.

Jesus: Hey bro wanna meet up on thursday?
Adrian: Yea! The C.R.U. has been needing a crossover episode.

by Official C.R.U. Member October 29, 2019

C.R.A.P

Cranberries, raisins, and peanuts. A tasty trail mix that is sure to feed your friends and kill people with peanut allergies.

Dude pass the C.R.A.P, that shit is so good

by surfaceareaofacow September 2, 2020

c.r.l

c.r.l mean that charlie and robert stink like beef and layla smells nocd

c.r.l are all weirdos

by laaayyylllaaaaa February 22, 2021