buttshecks

Shecks. Of the Butt.
The act of Shecksing somone in the Butt.

"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker

by Jack shannon January 9, 2009

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

buttseck

A unit of anal sex, a single thrust. As a unit of force, once standardized, will have the symbol bF. Until then, it’s a sort of gay cubit.

He’s so gay, he lasted 58 buttsecks in bed.

He then beat a homophobe with a force of 31 applier buttsecks of force. U

by iliketoshitmypants69 November 24, 2019

pencilton-buttstache

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Buttstache

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."

by S-Trip July 23, 2007

Buttsack

An impressively flabby and wrinkly ass, more commonly found on seniors, resembling a large nuttsack

Analing a Buttsack would feel more like fucking an airbag than pleasure

by swagmaster24 May 22, 2010

Buttsack

A phenomenon in which a man sits in a certain way that allows for his balls to droop down to his buttcrack, so the scrotum comes into contact with the edges of the anus.

Dude, my buttsack is so intense right now, that if I farted, my balls would blow up like a parachute.

by Thomasvaeth January 26, 2017