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buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.
Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?
by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007
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Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it
P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."
by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017
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buttcrack girl

by Yo Meun June 29, 2003
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Buttersnacks

The nickname of a specific BBW " Big Black Woman" who makes young boys cry, older boys puke, and is hated by all. She should be locked in a box and beaten with random pairs of wet socks.
RRRUUUNNN!!! SOMEONE LET THE BUTTERSNACKS OUT!!!!!
by RetahReggin December 14, 2009
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buttcrack

The audible noise that is made when the flaps of one's buttocks smack together from the forcible expulsion of gaseous products from one's bowels.
That wasn't my car back firing, it was my good ole buttcrack. I think that was a wet one, but it smells fragrant.
by JB2003 August 13, 2003
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buttcrack girl

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by Ching Chong June 29, 2003
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buttcrackagram

the process of conveying a message thru writing with a permanent marker around the anus and then revealing the message to surprise the person who the message is intended, it is also optional to present a gift inserted in the anus on display
the man proposed with a buttcrackagram by writing "will you marry me" around his anus and presenting the ring inserted in his anus ,so that she could see the shimmer of the marquis cut diamond.
by jamesward February 11, 2009
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