Bromosexual

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.

"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011

brommotion

Any type of commotion caused by bros. Lots of times the cause and/or result of a bro down or bro fest

Shannon: Why's there so many four loko cans and dirty polo shirts in the street?

Maggie: Who knows, must've been some kind of brommotion last night.

by T1GER7 January 2, 2012

Bromophobic

The fear of having a real friendship with your bros

Real One: I slurped that nigga Ryan up. He a real bro.
Bromophobic: Nigga, that shit gay
Real One: Nah g, you jus bromophobic.

by ChickenNuggetLover69 December 28, 2017

Brohole

Where all of the bro’s go to fuck each other there is no homo involved but it is important to have a friend who has a brohole because it can release a big load

You heard about Ali Fucking his brohole? We all know it is important for people to have a brohole! This is similar to a gloryhole but is for best friends to have

by Matt’s girlfriend is trans December 24, 2019

bromomento

A very flexible word, can be used after a rather "pogchamp" moment or even after a "wogchamp" moment. It's diversity has gained it traction across the cringemonkeys and a top 500 overwatch player

1) Dude - she's not in, bromomento.
2) Aw man she's in, bromomento.

by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009

Bromotion

When a friend of yours helps you to get a promotion at work that you wouldn't have otherwise gotten if he didn't put in that good word for you.

by Wendy Wantme on Dec 7, 2010

"I heard you got a raise"

"Yeah, Sean put in a good word for me with the boss and helped me get a bromotion".

by Wendy Wantme December 8, 2010