Disney Obsession

A hebetudinous employee of any organization that wastes a majority of his/her time surfing the web looking at Disney Paraphernalia.

Bob: Hey Tom will you please check this out? I am having issues getting this just right.

Tom: Sorry I am to busy, looking at the Toy Story web site and whacking my little dick to pictures of Mini Mouse.

Bob: you need help

Tom: I know I have a Disney Obsession

by Gammagoo July 1, 2008

brofession

The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.

First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.

Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"

by Thorm February 5, 2010

morgz mum obsession

When you binge watch morgz mum doing bondage and other party games with morgz.

When you cosplay as morgz mum at furry conventions.

Frank: "why are you dressed up as morgz mum?"
Bob: "because ive got morgz mum obsession."

by Thy Smelly One August 2, 2019

obsession whores

People who are obsessed with more than one tv programme or film, at a time. Obsession whores are always in groups of three.

People who are obsessed with ER, Lost and Green Wing at the same time then they are obsession whores.

by obsession whore 2 May 19, 2006

e-bsession

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>

Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.

by The Great Kraken March 22, 2011

obsessionforbucky

amazing, incredible, terrific, great, good, idk anymore, tremendous editor. lol

-hey! did you see obsessionforbucky's edit?

-yeah, it's so good

by yourmutual,xx November 28, 2021

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to

by doctorweird February 7, 2010