toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.

::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.

by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009

Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

by Lil pepp June 20, 2014

bombed out

to be excluded from something.

Your sister didn't get invited? Shady man, well bombed out

by S.e.a.n January 4, 2007

K-Bombed

After sending someone a text they reply to you. Expecting some relevant infomation you check the message only to realize they simply replied with "K", which is unnecessary, a waste of your time, and a hit to your expectations.

K-Bombers are unfamiliar with today's technology and do not realize the general rule for texting is a text sent is a text recieved.

My Text: I'll pick you up on 20 minutes.

Reply Text: K

Me after checking the text: K-Bombed again!

by TheJexster November 12, 2012

bombed

slang grafiti word for tagged somthing, or bombing a place

yo timmy and i bombed that new school with paint last night

by spying cow October 20, 2006

bombedy

uber funny; hilarioius

"that's tight like me in a size 5"
"haha that's bombedy"

by Sarah Boyagian March 12, 2008

bombed

Similar to 'awesome, cool, wicked', but far less lame than any of those.

Check out that bombed chick.
Yeh she's pretty bombed.
Yeh bombed.
Pretty bombed n shit.

by PPE August 1, 2006