Bluetooth Douche 

Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.

See also: Bluetooth Ass

Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.

Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.

Bluetooth Douche by Professor Graves October 18, 2008

Bluetooth Tourettes 

Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.

Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!

The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.

Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!

Bluetooth Tourettes by Shoxedone June 23, 2009

Bluetooth Push 

The act of inserting bluetooth-enabled device in your person in anticipation of receiving a bluetooth message.

Hey, Dave! Get your mum to Bluetooth push me! I'm waiting!

Bluetooth Push by djsixtoes October 16, 2009

bluetooth syndrome 

when people wear a bluetooth in public, get mad at the person they are talkin to and it looks like shouting to something random.

hey look! Dillon has bluetooth syndrome!

Dillon: Shut the hell up you motherfucker!(to the person he is talkin to)

bluetooth syndrome by missey January 16, 2008

bluetooth party 

When a group of people get together, pull out their cell phones and exchange mp3 ringtones, photos, and/or videos with each other

Friend 1) Check it out. I just got the new Fergie song on my cell phone.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.

bluetooth party by JSizzle June 8, 2007

Bluetooth Johnson

Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.

Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.

Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.

Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.

Bluetooth Johnson by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008

Bluetooth Madness 

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.

Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.

Bluetooth Madness by ConHoofa October 15, 2008