Blanchsexual

A blanchsexual is a human being, who identifies himself sexually attracted to Cate Blanchett. It could be sexual or platonic but it is romanticly, most of the time. Blanchsexual is a part of the LGBT+ community.

A lot of fan girls consider themselves as Blanchsexual. It is actually a thing, just go on Instagram or Twitter.

by OfficialBlanchsexual August 1, 2019

Bleach Breathers

A nickname for diehard Trump devotees.

The Bleach Breathers, despite the serious scarring of their nasal passages and lung tissue, are doing just great and are thriving, COVID-free, as they kill off this nasty disease with a good snootful of disinfectant!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Center Bench

The position a shitty player on a team plays.

"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."

by d. navy May 17, 2012

Emjay Blanchette

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison

Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much

by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

benchod

Literally "sister-fucker" in most North-Indian languages; ben (sister) + chod (fuck). Also used occasionally to indicate sheer delight, excitement, or anger. Increasingly common amoung non-Indians as well in countries and areas with large Indian populations (e.g. New Jersey, Toronto, England).

This benchod is going to die!
Benchod, i cut myself!

by barry kumar October 19, 2006